onelevelnicer: (❀ Reverse Comfort)
Kaoru Hitachiin ([personal profile] onelevelnicer) wrote2013-05-15 04:50 pm

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Question! Is it normal to have so many eggs?

I know what I have right now isn't nearly as much as some people. But it still feels like it's a lot more than it should be.

Does anyone want one? An egg, that is.
foolishwren: Or do you just rip a hole in your chest and let the locusts fly randomly into the keyboard? (do you like... THINK before you type?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-16 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they kind of hatched before I knew they were there?

So I had like.

Fifteen baby owls, and my roomie was terrified of them.

Yeah. I was desperate.
foolishwren: The walls are coated in human skin and stuff's starting to move under it, LET'S JUST LEAVE. (... You know what?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-19 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we were in one town for a few months, and she kind of laid them in my bag and they just...

... Hatched.
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-20 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I wasn't really checking that bag on a daily basis, okay?

By the time I found them, they were a pile of twittering fuzzballs that were starting to try and crawl OUT of the bag.
foolishwren: What is this, FAIL DAY?! (aw come on REALLY?)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-24 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't get me wrong, they were cute as sin.

But my roomie's kinda... twitchy, and they were making him like... pee his pants in terror, so...
foolishwren: What emotions is she supposed to be making me feel? Is she supposed to be like a hot aunt or... whats this all about (SO... Flo from the Progressive ads.)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-05-28 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we hadn't exactly been living together for very long.

I didn't wanna scare him off.

[Plus her dad would've yelled at her. :I]
foolishwren: FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!! (I feel like I dont say this often enough)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-06-01 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

[At first he gets a bit of a blank look, but it doesn't take long for her to catch onto his meaning.]

Wh-- dude, no! JEEZ! That's-- NO.

[Ironically, when it comes to people Heather ~liiiiikes~, she'd be more inclined to let them freak out over the owls and laugh like a hyena about it. She's sort of like that third-grade boy who dips his crush's pigtails in ink.]

He's like-- a brother, practically. That'd be weird.