Who did it? Who gave you this... this hideousness?!

[How dare people mess with his brother!]

Don't people know the only pranksters allowed are the Hitachiin twins?! [In his dreams.]

Some girl in a lot of pink.

Do you remember if she mentioned anything regarding trades? Maybe you were given someone else's egg!

[Sage nod!]

I don't think you can trade in living things, Hikaru.

Oh. Right. I knew that.

[Thinks of other options!!]

Do you think it's one of those types that immediately thinks you're it's mama when it sees you first upon hatching?

Apparently it evolves into something really awesome. I don't see how.

Perhaps it's the Pokemon version of the ugly duckling.

[He starts speaking in what he thinks is a stereotypical narrator voice.]

"The hideous Pokemon evolves into the most beautiful creature to ensure that the trainer appreciates it not for it's beauty, but for it's ability and strength." Like some sort of Pokemon shoujo manga.

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I'm officially naming her Haruhi then.

[Hikaru immediately bursts into laughter! Oh god cracking up so much!]

That's the greatest idea! It's so perfect!

And if she really evolves into a beauty, it still fits.

Exactly!

[And then it's like a light bulb went off in his head! Oh he loves devious plans~.]

I'll have to catch one that's loud and stays ugly just so that I can name it after Tono.

I suddenly feel sorry for whatever you want to curse that name with.

[Laughs!!]

It'll be great! I can already hear him shouting!

Who... The Pokémon or Tono?

Tono!

[Wiggles a finger at Kaoru!]

I would be that cruel to my Pokemon! They do have to have my trust, after all!

Actually... I think Tono might think it would be a complement. Whine about how we were thinking about him all this time.

[Stares at Kaoru.]

That's... yeah. He's so full of himself he probably would think of it in that way. Damn! I'll have to think of something else!

It'd be better if he was here so we could pull something or other when he first arrives.